Conservatives do it better

While I was standing in a TEA Party in San Francisco in October 2009, a liberal started a conversation with me. In addition to defending government medicine, he told me repeatedly that liberals have better sex than conservatives. As evidence of his sexual prowess, he explained that he has himself checked once a month for venereal diseases.

Now, Investor's Business Daily reports on a newly released Match.com survey about sex and political affiliation:

The finding: Republicans have the highest rate of orgasm of any group in the report. Especially conservative Republicans. No wonder those tea partiers always look so happy.

In fact, a majority of self-identified conservatives reported that during sex they reach orgasm just about every single time. . . . .

Such a high conservative orgasm rate compares with only 40% reported success for liberal Democrats who, being liberal, talk openly forever about subjects like sex to affirm their liberality.

That makes sense. Certainly, if you had good sex, you wouldn't stand on street corners bragging to strangers about how frequently you test yourself for VD.