Now, Investor's Business Daily reports on a newly released Match.com survey about sex and political affiliation:
The finding: Republicans have the highest rate of orgasm of any group in the report. Especially conservative Republicans. No wonder those tea partiers always look so happy.That makes sense. Certainly, if you had good sex, you wouldn't stand on street corners bragging to strangers about how frequently you test yourself for VD.
In fact, a majority of self-identified conservatives reported that during sex they reach orgasm just about every single time. . . . .
Such a high conservative orgasm rate compares with only 40% reported success for liberal Democrats who, being liberal, talk openly forever about subjects like sex to affirm their liberality.